Thoughts on Black Tights

What's my thing about black tights you ask? First of all, I hate how they styled black tights with that brown dress. Also, when I was younger I hated the way they made my chicken legs look even scrawnier than the already were. Now they just remind me of 80's power suits and the home wrecker Samantha from the Look Who's Talking Now movie. You know, the one with the dogs. Now black leggings are another story. I rock some black leggings. I guess what I really hate most are those sheer black tights. Make a commitment. Black OR neutral. No in between. That is all.