HUGE MISTAKE

I dont know what kind of delirium I was in when I decided to brave the cold and wet and venture to Macy's. I guess the promise of sales and coupons was too much for my little brain to refuse, but I SHOULD HAVE KNOW BETTER. People, it was crazy. CRAZY! A true exercise in patience, which is not my best quality. Think about whatever mall you go to, then add about 100,000 people. Then imagine all those people lugging bags, winter coats and umbrellas. Imagine also that none of these people know where they are going. THEN, add all us annoyed, pushy, eye rolling, "KEEP IT MOVIN!" shouting New Yorkers into the mix, and you've got the hell on earth I experienced today.