I'm published!

Today, Overheard in New York published a quote I submitted! Warning! It's not for young eyes!

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That's the Official Word from the Gay Consulate, Anyway.
Chelsea guy #1: Okay, it's the next stop, we have to decide who's having sex with him this time.
Chelsea guy #2: Not me, I had sex with him last time.
Chelsea guy #3: No! I had sex with him last time!
Chelsea guy #2: Whatever, that was just a hand job. It didn't count.

--Uptown 1 Train
via Overheard in New York, Apr 9, 2010
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True story.